I suppose I'd better do this before somebody else does.
What follows is my collected works, or at least as much as I can recover, from the last 11 years or so of writing for the Web. There's lots of outdated cack from the parts of The Commentary Box that I've been able to find. Apologies for the old and shameless jokes. The rest is more recent.
For God's sake don't actually read it. It's a load of cobblers.
